1984 is a season wherein the writers of american horror story said "Fine when we do something original you all hate it so we're just gonna do a full ripoff season!" and my god they're gonna do it
He's real in universe!! He didn't serial!!! What do you mean the town has a funny prank day!!?? He was real!!!
They really cannot have thought through the implications of a ghost on lineLET ALONE A PHONE!!!
This episode introduces an unreal number of problems