He's real in universe!! He didn't serial!!! What do you mean the town has a funny prank day!!?? He was real!!!
Yeah the show or whatever who cares, slowbeef's wife was definitely messing with him yeah??? Like there's NO WAY... DRACULA IS EVERYWHERE????
Ben Harmon, america's failson
They really cannot have thought through the implications of a ghost on lineLET ALONE A PHONE!!!